GMH OFFERS YOU A FULL BUFF AND REPAIR SERVICE
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Battery Recharge
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Screw Coming Loose
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Spanner in Your Works
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Feeling Like an Old Banger
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Not Getting Filled Up on a Regular
Basis
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Keep Your Power-tool from getting
Rusty
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Full M.O.T.
CONGRATULATIONS!
You are the proud owner of a fully operational Gay Man. Please
read this instruction manual carefully as it will tell you how
to keep your model at peak performance levels.
GUARANTEE
This guarantee certifies that the Owner of this Gay Man is entitled
to a 10 year warranty, subject to the terms and conditions below~
1) That the Owner will endeavour to look after his model's emotional
and physical health according to the instructions included in this
manual.
2) That the Owner will contact the Product Helpline in situations
likely to cause emotional or physical harm.
SYSTEM BUGS
Every Gay Man's batteries occasionally run down. Maybe someone
has thrown a spanner in your works or your dipstick is stuck. Some
system bugs and hardware viruses that can affect your gay man include
: low self esteem, relationships, alcohol and drug use, depression,
friends and family, sexually transmitted infections, prejudice,
being isolated and just not getting any.
TOOLS OF THE TRADE
Gay Men's Health has a range of backup services and qualified
mechanics to give your model a FREE M.O.T. or recharge. Our repair
shop offers the following services confidentially and completely
free of charge.
SOFTWARE HARDWARE
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Support Advice
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Counselling Condoms
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Information Lube
So, whether you want a quick battery charge or a full M.O.T.,
our one-stop shop can help. Contact us between 9.30am and 5pm every
weekday to arrange an appointment.
IN CASE OF MALFUNCTION, CALL GMH ON 0131-558-9444
NB : BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED!
Published resources
> main published resources page
> core magazine
> couple counselling (on counselling
pages)
> edinburgh
gay
scene
guide
> drop dead
gorgeous
> fancy a suck?
> it's in your hands
> look after yourself
> jackpot
> owner's manual
> rimming
> safer sex squaddies
>
sucking
> TAIC
> testing times (see HIV
testing)
> volunteer postcard
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